I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child
My neighbours cat likes making me late for my school bus (also excuse my gross wheezing of a laughter„)
Lucy Liu photographed by Henry Leutwyler for LA Times Magazine
"Can’t wait for the meowtch!" - cat tells football players before the Volga Nizhniy Novgorod vs Krylia Sovetov game.⚽
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
"I want to stay in this service."
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian."